You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Mom! Bart’s fissioning!

The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Too many jrux

Poor Skim Scott.

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

What’s that in metric?

Your 15-minutes of post-combat looting recovers…

-ten dice rolls later-

Three arrows, saving you …

-twenty seconds of math-

0.3 copper!

You merely adopted the pixels. I was born in it, molded by it.

That’s why I always field meltalogs

Meanwhile I’ll the one literally swimming in coins

More brutal than honest, actually.

Yeah, the bathroom is down the narrow stairs, turn around, teleport… fine I’ll show you.

Running of the bulls, but with goats. They trample wherever they please

Yes, they just appear. Every day another painting of you dead in the woods.

“I don’t care about anyone’s opinions” - poster on a community to share opinions

I’m disappointed that there’s not E089 PROGRAMMER IS NOT BEING SINCERE