CP/M on a Kaypro II. My uncle was a contractor for the US air force. Even had a modem - a wooden box he built to hold a telephone handset.

Fun times.

I carry a small stone cicada in mine.

Anything from Cryo Chamber (on YouTube)

Feces Fling Server Monkey, 2nd class.

The stripes add 10 horsepower.

BLACKSHAPE - ITIIITIATIIHYLIHYL

I’d drag my cock through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walky-talky.

and

If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn’t be my friend anymore.

Fuck off, bro. Give him to Dallas.

Is this strictly necessary?

I’m trying not to throw up into my dinner plate.

It’s still 99 cents at the grocery stores (here in Texas) but at a major convenience store chain, they actually have Arizona cans printed 1.59! Like…WTF!

Wikipedia says MS, fyi.

Mebbe 10 in my two million+ metro. They’re fine. I do think people here get excited/paranoid when school buses enter them (there are three schools around one) but it usually is fine.

Oh yeah, it was fuckin gross. An all over scab. Like forbidden fried chicken.

I had a serious case of chickenpox right before I turned 21. All over crust, mouth, eyelids, ears, groin…I smelled like I was rotting and eventually was hospitalized for two weeks. The nurses took turns or drew straws or something. I pretty much went out of my mind for awhile.

On a positive note, afterwards, I didn’t have any kind of acne for like 5 years.