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The few similar to this I’ve seen at my bus stop I write over with “FREE LUIGI” in marker. They’ve been putting them up at least frequency, like to believe I’m winning son

Well there’s my other reason for not watching the bullshit game we’re getting this year, the other reasons of course being fuck the Eagles and FUUUUUUUCK the Chiefs

Oh no! Anyway…

I’m not religious in the slightest, but if there’s any one sect of Christianity I find remotely “BASED”, it’s the Quakers. Instances like this, the fact that they’re anti-war as well, that’s just cool as hell. They seem to be the only group that practices what they preach. Also, John K Samson from The Weakerthans is a Quaker, so that’s a bonus in my book

2025 is the most doomer pilled year already and we’re not even out of fucking January. Gonna rock my Baker jersey on SB Sunday, but I’ve already agreed with my wife that I’ll eat wings and watch Twilight with her.

This is going to be the first Super Bowl in my 45 years that I’m actively boycotting. I hate both the Chiefs and the Eagles with the infinite energy of a thousand suns. Fuck. This. Bullshit

I never comment on NSFW posts but it looks like I just did, so… DAMN GIRL

OMG so beautiful! You put your coat on too early though babe 😺

Aww damnit Jimmy… would that all who took the Oath of Office had your kind soul

Praying that this somehow glitches him back to the one politician I was actually hyped for back whan

Was at work, didn’t have time for all that my bad

Woah bro CHILL lol, I’m sorry but yeah really living up to your username there though

I would’ve but OP committed the cardinal sin of using a paywalled source

Surely not for the last time, I’m an embarrassed American

Who could have possibly foreseen this, another right wing grifter getting caught being an immoral piece of shit. What a shocker. It’s everyday with these clowns. It’s so obvious and tiresome

Dude, that’s hilarious and I’m so glad that I asked. #CLOONEYD

Alright, I’ll bite. You mentioned it previously, what’s your “personal” beef with George Clooney? Are you David O Russell or something?

Read the room Hill-dawg: no one likes you or is buying this horribly designed shit. You are the reason the United States is at 50/50 odds of going full fascism because you bet on yourself. Bad bet. Go away now

Oh yeah. He was desperate to get that big ol robot spider in the never filmed Tim Burton Superman movie starring Nicholas Cage too. Weird spider fetish ya got there Jon Peters

I share your sentiment, believe me I do, but no one gave a single fuck when the IDF destroyed the AP building in Gaza a couple years ago. Disgusting and atrocious, but the mainstream media was crickets