Not the most progressive step forward.

Didn’t he rise to fame defending freedom of speech?

Government spending is private savings.

Worrying that the government will run out of money is like worrying a basketball referee will run out of points to give for baskets.

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Fascist Nazi bullshit.

Bring it.

Who is left to lay off?

And what’s that guy in the mirror hiding?

This particular evidence confirms my bias.

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Republicans: ask yourself what happens when there are no Democrats left to blame.

Hint: Comey is a Republican. Who arguably won Donald the 2016 election.

Giuliani ruined his life supporting Donald and Donald threw him under the bus. Giuliani the Republican.

Whiskey Pete’s new ideal soldier:

A lot of talk about professionalism, but nothing about drinking on the job.

Comedians most days: We’re the real truth-tellers in the mold of Bill Hicks. We tell it like it is. Cancelling us is censorship!

Comedians when caught with their hand in the cookie jar: Hey, we’re just entertainers. It’s no big deal. Lighten up!

Colonel Mustard: How many husbands have you had?

Mrs. White: Mine or other women’s?

I have to imagine when he saw “Riyadh” he googled it.

“I’ve been getting a little bit of flak just because my dad died (in) 9/11,” Davidson recalled, referencing allegations that the Saudi government supported al-Qaeda. “So they’re like, ‘How could you possibly go there?’”

I mean, no, not just for that reason.

But yeah. That’s a question. What’s the answer?

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Legend.