pisstoria [he/him]

Böögg looks like 80099, but the ¨s cancel out the 0s imo, so 899 seconds or 14 minutes and 59 seconds is my guess

While they were most likely introduced by humans, I really want to believe the theories that they were brought over by something like wacky ocean currents or a poor constipated bird.

What are your thoughts on the Jeju island cactus colony?

They’re already on track to join Hezbollah if my dreams mean anything

Apparently PepsiCo just sells unseasoned tortilla chips under the Doritos brand in the UK.

that’s a little over 70 new margaritavilles

sometimes it works

we can get those numbers up

lame. create a legal path to execute the tobacco company execs instead.

got it, parliament isn’t political

The most bizarre thing about that exchange is that they immediately went into talking about addiction when the entire point of the article was that you don’t have to be an addict or heavy drinker to harm yourself with alcohol.

I honestly didn’t take the yuppies comment very seriously at first, but the statistics on alcohol consumption by income/education reinforce it so hard.

I have more than one relative that have “treated” suspected heart attacks with alcohol. While their reasoning isn’t the worst since it interferes with clotting, I’d have a heart attack myself if I tried to convince them that alcohol isn’t good for your heart.

I kinda don’t see the point of peeling that kind of potato. I get them entirely because of the thin skin and would just the bigger thicker skinned ones if I minded the skin.

I’ve sometimes just scrubbed off the skin with some steel wool like stuff though.

I wouldn’t take that as representative of the site as a whole. My guess is that they were just ironically “misbehaving” since the person they were replying to said they haven’t seen a Hexbear user misbehaving, but I could be wrong since we’re not a monolith in our thought processes or posting habits.

I’ll have to ask the council of indoor cats.

So sad that they removed that Moscow time clock from the front page. Was so easy to tell when the posting shifts started then.

unnecessary tbh

it took me an hour to scan and send 2 one page forms successfully. that’s about the same speed i could write everything on the pages by hand and address an envelope, so i’d say they work okay.