Phuntis

I haven’t seen it before but is this what you were looking for

no there’s no rule in the title so you’ve done it wrong you shoulda titled it tootsie rule

it’s attached to a toilet no matter how much you clean it it’s still gross

🤢 toilet seats are so gross even at home I don’t sit on it unless I have to just foul and outside I just would wait until I get home if I’d need to sit down

it’s been 47 years

stop oil are industry plants they were founded by the daughter of an oil exec they’re designed to make the real people protesting look crazy by lumping them in

they’re also a plagiarist

a wasp posted this

wasps aren’t good they’re useless and ontologically evil and deserve nothing but death

well he is standing in the ocean so why wouldn’t he be wearing his wellies

that’d work on any of us I think not just northerners honestly I think it’d work on any human with functional eyes potato cheese sour cream bacon mmmmm

they’re called walls here dunno why they’re called good humour over there feels like half the brands have a different name in the us

I have never heard the word ice cream bar

well what else would I call it other than what it is

that’s not even remotely similar that’s just an oreo ice lolly

feast in the uk

danrules would’ve been better

a fruit that was once highly sought after but now has been mostly forgotten

ah the horrors of twink death

literally who says that noone says the meat industry is humane

get out my head get out my head get out my head