Plot twist: this is just a reversed video of a bear backing up and knocking over a cone.

I guess the leopards are drinking their faces now.

Good bot

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

Roller skating.

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

Hit shift twice in a row, then you can type a lowercase letter at the beginning of a sentence.

This is changing quickly.

Is this why they had to raise their prices again?

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.

U2’s latest music will be stored in the Secure Enclave to ensure it cannot be deleted.

Roller skating

What do you use for the export process?

Of course!

Who’s the guy on the right supposed to be?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

Actually, no.

It is…. strange. Does what it says on the tin.

Nope, none intended.