Come to find out, thanks to bidets thorough, frictionless cleaning they’re incredible for people who suffer from hemorrhoids. They’re really hygienic and beneficial and everyone should just get on board already.

Have you ever met any Evangelical Christians?

I was raised Baptist and the rebuilding of Temple Mount/the Third Temple (destroying the dome of the rock in the process) is religious doctrine. They believe it has to happen for the messiah to return.

They eagerly await WWIII in the middle east as part of their end times prophecies. I’ve met dozens (easily) who’ll get there in a conversation, but you have to talk to them as a believer.

Rabbits scream when you kill them, so yeah… it’s unpleasant.

We got a new toilet several months ago and it took some time for the new bidet to get here. Those couple weeks have never felt more disgusting and it removed absolutely any doubts about their superiority.

Obligatory HP Lovecrafts cat name reference.