Also on Tumblr @nick-nonya
heres the og link, i really should get into the habit of adding this to the post
unfortunately image uploads from links don’t support the built-in alt text system, and uploading directly to my instance is unreliable
oh i see now
conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i’d add that i’ve reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~
[second screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “why’s everyone so angry tonight”
the author posts:
“let’s do some breathing exercises everybody” in large black text
another user replies:
“reported”
[third screenshot] a post on the “Fan Clubs” page of neoboard titled “dogs or cats”
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
the author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user’s forum signature] I’ve Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday
[the words: “Myself”, “Sometimes”, and “Within” are capitalized as “My Self”, “Some Times”, and “With In”. The last “Important” is capitalized as “Import Ant”
[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket
[sixth screenshot] a post on the “Help” page of neoboard titled “Girls Come Here”
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.
[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: “i don’t need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone.” in large red text
[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt
[ninth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “ppl who r religious/spiritual”
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun]
[tenth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “i hate radiohead”
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face]
thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.
[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature’s face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i’d add that i’ve reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~
[second screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “why’s everyone so angry tonight”
the author posts:
“let’s do some breathing exercises everybody” in large black text
another user replies:
“reported”
[third screenshot] a post on the “Fan Clubs” page of neoboard titled “dogs or cats”
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
the author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user’s forum signature] I’ve Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday
[the words: “Myself”, “Sometimes”, and “Within” are capitalized as “My Self”, “Some Times”, and “With In”. The last “Important” is capitalized as “Import Ant”
[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket
[sixth screenshot] a post on the “Help” page of neoboard titled “Girls Come Here”
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.
[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: “i don’t need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone.” in large red text
[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt
[ninth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “ppl who r religious/spiritual”
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun]
[tenth screenshot] a post on the “Newbies” page of neoboard titled “i hate radiohead”
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face]
thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.
[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature’s face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
the true sign of the Apocalypse won’t be the oceans turning to blood or the rivers running backwards, it will be when wikipedia starts showing ads
the cat is struggling to not fall in but tbethe people are unaffected, implying that either:
snapped in half like a glow stick
source id l-a-l-o-u on tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/l-a-l-o-u/712270626155610112/sending-your-friends-terrible-tumblr-posts-is-a
if your stethoscope whines while you’re using it you may be pressing it to hard on your patient
most enlightening
thankfully no, i’m just trying to run a Twine game on it
given the average user age bias i’ve seen on lemmy i have a feeling a good 40% of the people who will see this will have no clue what it means
shoutout to the ~4 people who use Godot in Antarctica
aw fuck yea stick gun
this is unrelated to any real world events