“Humans are just imperfect crabs.” - @pH3ra@CubitOom@lemmy.ml

Trying to be the best crab I can.

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Cake day: July 25th, 2023

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  • the bad guys huddle a few feet away from the bound adventurer.

    “What the fuck are we going to do with this asshole?”

    “Uh… torture them and murder them?”

    “Bob… what the fuck is wrong with you?”

    “Well we’re not feeding them. We don’t have enough rations for each of us.”

    “Let them go?”

    “Let them go, follow them, then ambush the party and take their food. Or eat them.”

    “Well, I guess that’s better than your first plan Bob.”








  • it’s funny how much the scientifically illiterate rag on something because it’s ‘merely’ a theory. they decline to acknowledge it’s the ONLY working theory that explains the fossil record, genetics, heredity etc., and has been proven to accurately predict things over and over again.

    I challenge these folks to show me something that works better than evolution to explain all those things, and then it’s a matter of faith or the only reason evolution makes sense is because of the woke agenda educational industrial complex.

    fucking chuds.