If Triton is a fish, why does he have nipples?

“Your sound card works perfectly”

Whiterun guard would like to know your location

Your fingers would remember their old strength better, if they grasped your AWP.

Followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.

“You’ll be shot for this!”

“Nah, I don’t think so. More like chewed out. I’ve been chewed put before.”

“Until we meet again!” deploys golden parachute

BGM Type:

☐ Arrangement

☑ Original

🎵Natalie Holloway. That angel!

You’re out! Finished, expelled! I want you off this SSD at 9 o’clock Monday morning!

Rust monster came by after they died

Free croutons

I have thus unlocked infinite soup storage by simply storing it in a one-dimensional point. Campbell’s will pay me millions, assuming that we can figure out how to store a point with infinite mass.

So Empire and Battle For Endor

Biblically-accurate paperclip

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

Where would horses go?

You’re ablest around

Nothing’s ever gonna keep you down

NOAA is tracking a category 5 gas giant about to make landfall … everywhere