I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I finally understand what that means.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I’d love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Hope y’all like avant garde blackened death jazz.

The cats right eye is wigging me out.

I’ve not heard of this one, but the cover art alone is piquing my interest.

Diabolical.

Bullshit, that’s some shwag. Hit me up, I got that cage free.

Me next.

After hurricane Helene we didn’t have electricity for 6 days. But I’ve been completely powerless for 34 years.

The farther left I lean, the less tolerant I become.

More often than not when I mention Lemmy to someone, it’s after they’ve told me about something they saw on reddit and their reply is invariably, “what the fuck is Lemmy?”

Where there’s a hole, there’s a goal vole.

I think you mean q

I’m a scorpio and I do X all the time

Misney makes 'em pay!

They did what

What’s taters, you piece of shit?