I’m becoming an inveg – involuntary vegan

“Pi is exactly 3” energy

Chloroplasts are the powerhouse of the cell

…I’ll just have the first and fourth panels please… >_<

I know, why don’t we all agree to agree and use every single possible format within a shared spreadsheet

Tee shirt bots?

From knowyourmeme.com:

The Hawk Tuah Girl, also known as the Spit On That Thing Girl or Spit On That Thang Girl, refers to a woman who was interviewed in a viral TikTok video and was asked, “What’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?” to which she responded in a Southern accent, “Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang,” resembling a spitting sound amid oral sex.

Now make one for all us sad abandoned loner queers

Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

I tried muting the TV and just reading the captions for a little, and it made me a fair bit more confident in Biden. And he did have some good moments after I turned the sound back on. I’m just worried it won’t be enough. Maybe it’s the anxiety of realizing that we’ve actually reached election season.

I keep tuning in and out. I tune out when Trump speaks because everything he says is just such an affront to objective reality. But then I also tune out when Biden speaks because… He just comes off as so old it’s making me cringe. Like, this is the best we could come up with to combat a literal fucking fascist.

Then I wonder, what part of this am I listening to? The questions?

Five Nights at Freddy’s. So much wasted brainpower.

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

Who knew e-scooters could be so hateful

doubters will waste time arguing about what kind of logical fallacy this is

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For more irony: they’re grooming kids to make them more accepting of exploitation.

I get you now. But I still feel like “car” is intended to be (or ought to be) narrowly defined as a 1000-lb metal box on wheels with an engine. I think referring to other vehicles as “cars” just muddles the discourse.

Then again, I’m conflicted. If I replace “car” with another word like “meat” or “milk”, I have a different reaction. If someone wrote an article about factory-farm chickens vs free-range chickens and said, “There really is no such thing as ‘good’ meat,” I’d definitely chime in with, “What about vegan meat?”

Maybe it’s because I perceive the gap between animal meat and vegan meat as narrower than the gap between 1000-lb metal boxes with engines and other types of vehicles. Like… if I have to pedal, it’s not a car.

Is the Flintstones car a “car”?