TIL bangs. Thanks!!

“but there’s no there, there”

I like this phrase.

DENVER (KDVR) — Colorado Democrats announced a new bill Wednesday that would eliminate parking minimums statewide.

House Bill 24-1304 would prohibit municipalities or counties from creating or enforcing minimum parking requirements for residential or commercial properties.

This would make housing more affordable and reduce traffic congestion, according to a release.

“There are eight parking spaces for every vehicle on the road, and most municipalities require up to three parking spaces per unit, which can add millions to the cost of building new multifamily housing,” Rep. Steve Woodrow said in the release.

Eliminating parking minimums would also reduce greenhouse gas pollution in the state by lowering the number of vehicle miles traveled, according to Colorado Democrats.

“The transportation sector is the largest source of greenhouse gas pollution in Colorado, with cars contributing nearly 60% of the sector’s greenhouse gas emissions,” the release said.

There are no uniform parking minimums for the state, and every municipality or county has its own. Denver, for example, has many different parking requirements outlined in its zoning code.

The bill would not impact parking spaces required as part of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The bill would go into effect on Jan. 1, 2025.

Exactly. Way longer…

This is the way. December is always my spendiest month and cash back from the previous year nearly always makes up for the difference.

Why not both? More housing and more parks. Win win.

It’s a compromise I’m willing to make. Valid critique though.

Two items I don’t see in anyone other people’s replies:

• A dual-wall stainless water bottle like a Hydroflask. It’ll keep water ice cold all day.

• Pop Socket, never drop your phone again.

+1 for rechargeable batteries. I love my Panasonic Eneloops!

I read that as “The microphones are in the clouds now”. That’d be a whole different type of dystopian, and not very boring!

Microplastic, though… that sucks.

Broncos fan here. The Dolphins should have kicked the field goal.

This should be a Lemmy community

It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia

The Office

Ted Lasso

Seinfeld

It is. Elevated by the kickstand.

Wiz wit

Lol. Exactly

probably not, but a guy can hope

Oh hell no

+1 for The Old Reader.

It was the perfect replacement for Google Reader. It’s been years since I’ve used it, or RSS in general, though.

“I don’t knoooow, Margo”

In response to the classic National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation line: “And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?”

You’re talking about a non-Google product called Cameo.

Cameo = not-Google. Celebrities record videos per fan/follower request.

Google Cameo = Celebrities record short videos as responses to Google searches about themselves.

Similar, but different.