Its no thanks because you are making sure you are giving them no thanks.

I think piping something into aplay works, but I used a different command. I’ll share it if I find it.

https://youtu.be/GtQpThwWQtQ

Embedding Youtube videos like that doesn’t work, it has to be the raw video/image file.

A while ago I found a command which would let you pipe anything (binary, text etc) into sound.

/usr/bin/ls sounded nice, /dev/random sounded like static.

I read this, but it could be wrong

Printer ink is now the most expensive fluid that a civilian can purchase without a special permit. It’s colored water that costs $10k/gallon, which means that you print out your grocery lists with liquid that costs more than the semen of a Kentucky Derby-winning stallion.

https://pluralistic.net/2025/02/26/ursula-franklin/

Can a consumer buy antimatter?

If so, I finally have a reason to start a gofundme.

Can a random consumer buy blood?

And the borders!

Especially considering ink is the most expensive liquid a consumer can buy.

I think its safest to assume time travel.