She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.
The sausage in her anus said “Holy shit! It’s tight in here.”
The one in her vagina looked surprised and said “Holy shit! A talking sausage!”
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1·13 hours agoWe can look forward to four years of this trash.
LOL
You’re never going back to the old way of doing things. Kiss that country goodbye.
That’s a way to get ketchup on the walls.
Honestly, I don’t want any states to be part of Canada. Not at least until the Americans in those states undergo some deprogramming.
American’s have some crazy fucked up views on how the world works. Things like guns are a “god given right” and more guns in a society makes that society safer. We don’t need that insanity in Canada.
It was over 1/3 of people who didn’t vote.
I doubt that. He fucked up the first time around, broke shit, wrecked things, stole classified documents, convicted of 34 felons, stole PPE from blue states to kill them during covid and millions needlessly died during covid. What happened? Nothing. People don’t really remember any of that. He was never punished for any of his actions or crimes.
Trump is the prime example of American hubris and apathy.
I’m in Prince Edward Island Canada where food prices are normally a bit higher. Generic eggs cost about $5 for 12. The same store in Vancouver sells these for $3.93. I don’t buy a ton of eggs from regular stores, but I don’t think this prices has changed much in the last couple of years.
Personally, I get my eggs from a local farm for $5 a dozen.
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3·2 days agoThat’s where you pile the poop
There already is a travel advisory in Canada. It’s more personal though.
If I tell my friend I’m going to the states they’ll stage an intervention.
“You’re desire to travel to the US hurts me in the following ways…”
I’m not sure of the shape change reason, but I prefer the thinner cans. I have a candy store with soft drinks and I can put more of the thinner cans on the shelf. Usually one more can per shelf.
Next, Trump signs an executive decree that says they can now make champagne in the US because the US had been treated very unfairly by France by not allowing champagne to be made elsewhere and now that the USA can do it, everyone is going to become very rich.
…or something.
dig him out of a bunker in Hawaii and put him on trial
Just weld the door closed. Problem solved.
I’m breeding extra grumpy Canada geese.
I love a full English breakfast but I can’t eat it for breakfast. Way too much food for me in the morning.
These zones would allow wealthy investors to write their own laws and set up their own governance structures which would be corporately controlled and wouldn’t involve a traditional bureaucracy.
Why do I read this as incel rape cities?
I can. It’s the epitome of America.
America. Fuck you, I’m eating. - Brainworms.
That’s crazy talk. Immunizations give you the autism cooties.
/s in case someone thinks I’m MAGA or something
Most advanced countries have a mail delivery system.
America is a shit hole.