I see @satansmaggotycumfart way more often than I would prefer -___-

It really pretty good if you cook and season it well

My Costco has an 810 calorie chocolate chip cookie. When I first saw that I was like how tf do you cram the better part of 1000 calories into ONE cookie lol

Ok boomer let’s get you to bed

How have you managed to adapt to getting struck by lightning regularly? This is something I’ve been trying to sort out for myself or some time so needless to say I am very curious

CPAP machines stop snoring by creating continuous positive air pressure that keeps your muscles from collapsing. It’s not really a matter of convincing – it’s a fact.

And yet it’s a million times better than songs like “Gucci Gang”