Kanye? I remember people liking Musk. Imagine that.

Oh, I’m not giving up. I’m not American. I’m just commenting on what I see from the outside.

Naive of You thinking, there will be an election in2028.

When I was in high school, my mate didn’t even have a phone. We just knew that Friday at 7pm we met at the standard spot and went to grab a beer. We didn’t even make plans before, it was just how it was.

I also want to stand out, so I season my shit 4 hours after dinner.

PS. Did anybody ever watch the video? Is there some vaguely valid reason or is it just some pretentious bullshit?

Shitty? Those were the best times, it’s all downhill from there.

This is needlessly complicated. All I need is a beer emoji and I would be at the guys house with a six pack in 15 minutes.

If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I’d work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.

When You see it spelled like that, do You also read it as “shitter”?

30% is “soso” but a 100% is only “Thank You”? In this case the 100% should be “Walk over to the other side of the register so the boss can blow You”.

Twenty-Twenty VI: Endgame

Think. What changed in America a couple of weeks ago?

Well he didn’t come up with the idea by himself. I doubt he knew what Greenland was two weeks ago.

Wait till You hear about Mortal Kombat.

When Your living paycheck to paycheck, it’s the same.

At least bring back the cocaine in cough drops.

So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.

I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.

I always wanded a jouch.

Somebody fucked Tucker Carlson?