Furry blankets. Great advances have been made in blanket technology in the past few years. Buy a couple synthetic microplush blankets that feel like rabbit fur and cocoon yourself in them. Always helps me. Even if that doesn’t work for you, have hope! There is the hope that blankets may be even softer in the future.

Also, have you tried mushrooms?

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.

Saw headline and spent next couple seconds replaying SG-1 in my head.

“including a highly secure phone with a Graphene operating system”

Wow, what an endorsement.