The cancer grows to the peril of the host

“false flag”, “predictive programming”

It is not advisable to attempt to read your own entrails

Right? That’s no way to read the future. You gotta microwave the ravioli and choke it down while scalding hot, to focus your intention. Then by inspecting the residue in the bowl you can determine which soda the spirits have in mind for you

Bad news about Target: they’ve cancelled their DEI initiatives to cater to the administration

That mantis shrimp familiar is badass.

Do familiars count as dependents?

What’s your impression of loops so far?
I’ve been underwhelmed, but I don’t know if that’s a platform issue or an adoption issue. Found a couple good accounts to follow, but I really want a block option to keep some accounts out of my “for you”

I only eat Koom Valley brand granola bars

A neighbor told me that even though her now-adult children had no side effects if she could go back and decide to not vaccinate them instead, she would

Sleepytime tea

Sure, if you don’t feel like screaming

Android programmer. Picked it up back in 2011 when I was a couple years out of school.

They’re just trying to season their … banana chunks?

All I can think of is Hundreds of Beavers

But today isn’t a Saturday

Very likely, bananas are technically a kind of fish

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight