Fucking buy it, this games fun as fuck, get chased by a cute giant humanoid carrot while a giant flaming skull shoots fireballs at you as you run and jump around shooting magic weapons like a badass Harry potter.

This is why you don’t stick things in your ear, Edward.

Next time the dad says “Well that went quicker than I thought” you just repeat the same line he said to you.

I do and unfortunately that comment was too political, so just the normal amount of karma for you.

I still don’t get how he is famous, the best thing he did was getting lost on a jetski for hours.

Hah! Fuckin loser.

Even with the cum covered pictures, it’s still one of the neatest looking computer setups I’ve seen here.

We had one that had a really long cord on it and when my older sisters would walk into another room with it, I’d run up and unplug it from the base then disappear. Fuck I had some good hiding spots.

Like Docm’s world eater from HermitCraft season 9.

What about the racoon that tried to wash cotton candy, only for it to be absorbed, leaving him with nothing but sadness and confusion.

There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he’s the one who first told me about 4chan.

Also known as: The Fonz

Dichotomy of humanities ego and id and how it affects the standards of morality and self expression in a pre post scarcity world?

I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he’d believe me or not.

He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it’s impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

I don’t know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

If you don’t want people to join in, don’t have sex in public!

Hasn’t worked, those bastards are everywhere!

It wouldn’t surprise me if we finally make contact with that uncontacted tribe off the coast of India and there was already a bunch of Irish dudes chilling out with them already.

The Irish don’t care, they’re too busy secretly taking over the world.

Quickie? You could host an orgy in there.

Finally a bathroom designed for people to snort coke in!

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Because it feels so empty without me!