For reference, a mature colony of honey bees usually numbers around 40,000. That’s 1.5 colonies of bees.

American Jesus

(noun)

pronounced Jee-bus

My parents have one in their garage somewhere

When I was younger, I used to throw grasshoppers into pens full of baby chicks where they would tear the grasshoppers limb from limb. Also, rats used to live in the henhouse but they don’t anymore because the hens killed all the rats.

I was about to say golf courses, but then I realized that people actually use golf courses to play golf, which is more then the average lawn is used for.

The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

Illegal immigrants deserve more then 35k. Those people are getting away from the worst places imaginable with nothing to their names

I hate the interface rework that requires you to use your mouse, and won’t play new versions because of it

I petted an opossum once, it was playing dead therefore safe to touch.

I feel the same way. I also have difficulties with thermoregulation and sometimes wonder if I’m actually a lizard person

nshitia

“But diamonds are forever, don’t you want to show your partner how your love for them is forever too?”

No they fucking aren’t, heat one and hit it with a jet of oxygen and it’ll burn like any other chunk of carbon.

Not sure if this counts, but on my install of nobara whenever I hover over an icon in the home bar it relocates to the bottom left corner of the screen, leaving an empty space. I can still interact with apps by clicking on the empty space where the icon used to be so it doesn’t brick my home bar, it’s just really annoying.

Art of the meal

Um acktsually you could manipulate the keyboard with a low-powered pellet gun

My parents pay like 40 dollars per month for 1Mb down and like .2 Mb up

Unlike billionaires, some parasites are beneficial to humanity (there’s a species of wasp that lays its eggs in plant-destroying caterpillars, and leeches can be used as bait while fishing).

Republicans try to increase birth rates, but end up blocking IVF instead:

“It hurt itself in its confusion stupidity!”

I saw one of those with TWO cab extensions yesterday, there was like 2 feet of bed and the rest was just all cab. I cannot wrap my head around the thought process of whoever built that piece of shit.

RED: SHADOW MAGGOTS!