I overheard some of my students (16-18 years old) during lunchtime today. They were all standing over a phone, looking at a photo.

“Is that a dead deer?!”. “It looks like a dead deer” said another. “Oh I thought it was a dead deer too”.

Then they all agreed it was a french bulldog. WTF?!

Collins: Trump has learned ‘a pretty big lesson’ from impeachment

He sure did… Fucking cow.

I frequently work with teenagers. I am but dust and bones to most.

Me sitting here still working a day job with my ancient, born-in-1970, worn-out self. Sounds like I should be retired already, if not dead.

Legend has it, that a ghost roams this cubicle. Sometimes, when the inbox is full, you can here him moan about missing paperclips.

telephone?

It’s weird when you agree with russia over something.

I wish that I’d asked the dogs I’ve owned, if they knew about this.

I’m curious. What answer were you expecting?

“No that’s not my son… David always writes the whole thing when he is texting me, never shortens it to ‘WAP’.”

Yeah please celebrate. Drink and party over the fact, that you’ve got a supreme court that voted to make presidents kings again. The current king won’t do anything to stop the next king, and neither will the rest of america. Congratulations you guys!

Funny meme though.

You are doing so well america… And soon you will have a senile rapist criminal in office again, instead of the other old guy, whom is funding a genocide.

Meanwhile you all sit there saying “remember to vote”, while you watch Rome burn.

carl erik johansson is one of my heroes.

In Denmark an adjustable wrench is called a swedish wrench/key.

Then send in armed forces to do it instead. Why can we send aid workers but not soldiers?

I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

“Trump’s Noise Machine Is on Full Blast”

Are they referring to all the media companies, that gives the moron more publicity than the competition?

What a pair they make.

Nike has entered the chat

You would think people who smoke weed would have tried this argument.