Yes I was 100% normal until I saw this, this is definitely what got me all nihilistic

Is the answer “we live in a broken world and nothing matters”?

Is… is this a real resume? Did an adult make this on purpose?

“Make shit up”? My dear cabbage dumpling, this is a meme that uses hyperbole to dunk on ancaps, not an academic treatise

That reads like a Cards Against Humanity black card.

“Gandhi is still trying to make Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum happen”

The myopia on display here is just astounding. “Because I don’t like this game, I don’t believe anybody else likes it either and its popularity has been faked”.

All that’s missing is that you start ranting about how Horizon is a woke plot to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids

It can mean “not a man”, “not cis” and “not straight” too

Urr, but why would that be “blue”?

Edit: oh wait, the US Democrat color is blue?

Called you a what? The hell is “blueanon”?

confused unga bunga

Setting aside the fact that that only works for movies, how do you define “politics”? Wouldn’t have anything to do with having non-white, non-male characters now would it?

Care to take another shot at defining “woke”? I know you’re literally incapable of it, but it’d be fun to see you try.

The Russkij Mir in all its glory.

That’s certainly a way to read this I suppose

I actually don’t know much about him except that he’s now the Führleader of the SD and supposedly a “moderate.”

The problem I have with conservatives claiming to be moderates is that even the ones who believe murdering minorities and leftists is a legitimate political platform think that they’re “moderates”. Must be something to do with conservatives being spineless fucks.

Could be, the time does look approximately right since it’s from 26.6.

Frankly it’s hilarious how people especially on the more, er… fringe side of the leftist spectrum seem to think that the CIA is behind everything. Feels like for some people spilling their coffee means that it happened because the CIA made the floor slippery. Also every time a country like eg. Ukraine decides they’d very much like to not have a brutal Russian-controlled puppet government, or there’s anything even resembling a coup in South America, it’s somehow the CIA’s doing.

And no, I’m not saying the CIA hasn’t ever done anything nefarious or won’t do so in the future; they’ve definitely done a lot of nasty shit in their time, but they also tended to overstate their own importance and success a lot.

I saw a gAmEr complaining about all the woke things in Starfield, and he listed things like “unattractive females” and “accents”.

So yeah, if feeeeeeemale in my vidya no make pp hard = WOKE POLITICS. Also if foreign people in my vidya = WOKE IDEOLOGICAL PANDERING

And it’s not like I’m Jewish or a leftist; surely the brownshirt leopards won’t eat my face

According to conservatives “politics” is apparently only something the nasty evil Others™ do, just like everything everybody else does that they don’t like is “ideology”.

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Mom, they’re taking NCD shit seriously again! Tell them to stop!