I don’t know which news is better. The overwhelming victories in yesterday’s elections or this. God bless America for once

Damnit you’re right!

Alone Skum I think you mean.

Yeah, it was implied, but you saw the calculus go through his head and he pulled back. Like I said, basically a perfectly run campaign, just wish he woulda gotten that better sound bite that one time. Cause Cuomo deserves to get dunked on at every opportunity. And as far as I can tell that was the only time Mamdani held back. But those debates were sooo satisfying to watch.

His only miss step the whole campaign was not saying “because you’re going to be saying/hearing it a lot” at the debate.

Yes. Most of my exes are people who I’d want to be friends with. I’m not friends with all of them of course, but I’m still friends with 3 of them. You take some time to heal, even if you part on good terms, and be respectful and yeah, you can hang out and genuinely be happy for them and they happy for you. One even came to my wedding (luckily my wife is not at all the jealous type).

All of my cats flop down in front of the door and make a cute claw filled gauntlet for me to step around. I’ll have to take a picture

Moose, floof, and Napoleon. No I will not elaborate.

My wife and I have been making our own pizza’s for awhile now. It’s not as hard as people think. Ya make enough dough for 2 pizzas every Sunday and just put 'em in your fridge and have two pizza nights a week!.

I’ve been saying this for years.

Yeah, just make them more robust and maybe add more steps between settings.

For now. That’s next to get the ax on the conservative agenda.

That was my point. Why make bad stuff up about ice when what they’re doing is bad enough?

It’s like I say when people just make stuff up to hate on the US, there’s plenty of legitimate reasons to hate on the US. Making up reasons completely delegitimizes your argument and makes it much easier for the opposition to point to the made up thing and say “see, they made THIS up, they must have made it ALL up.”

My favourite conspiracy theory is every Gideon bible has a listening device in it and you should put the bible in the safe so the Gideon’s don’t spy on you. Yes, I always put the bible in the safe. Yes, I leave it in there for housekeeping to find.

Oh but watching an ICE Gestapo cry for 30 minutes was well worth my time. Appreciate the effort though.

I was the lunch bartender and I arrived at the restaurant early to buy breakfast. I’m sitting down, off the clock, eating breakfast and my manager comes back and tells me there’s people at the bar. Bar doesn’t open until 11 (it’s 9:30) and I’m not on shift until 10. Manager says “You’re here, bar’s open.” So I finished my breakfast and head to the front. Before I can get a word out, before I even see the customers ones yelling “where ya been we’ve been here forever. We need bloody Marys, stat.”

Me" yes, of course. I just walked in the door. All the stuff’s in the back and I’ll probably have to prep some of it. So just sit back, relax, and I’ll be right back with those."

“What the fuck does that mean?” Says the alcoholic

“It means it’s gonna be a minute.” At this point I’m still off the clock, can’t clock in until 5 minutes before your shift without a managers card. Manager is walking by. I say “Manager, can I see you in the side server station?”

“Why?”

“I’d prefer not to discuss it here.”

“Just tell me what you want”

“I want to clock in and I need your card”

Upon hearing this the two get up, turn to the manager and ask “are you the manager?” And proceed to tell her all about my bad attitude. I didn’t get a chance to clock in.

This was a time where they were looking for any excuse to fire anyone, they let like 10 people go that week. A few months later the place was out of business.

Sounds like Christianity to me! Judging by the bible that I read 4 times. Literally my second most read book.

I didn’t realise Muslims were responding to shit like this with “we’re not vampires with garlic idiot.” But I like it.

Some legends are born