My toddler wakes up with tidier hair XD

Keep going! That’s one of my very favorite shows!!! Everything works out surprisingly well in the end =)

I used to own a Chevrolet Astro, and I dressed it up as the Rowdy 3’s van for Halloween one year

Ooh! Hot!

I also watch Independence Day every 4th of July and turn it off right after the White House blows up, but that’s different

I’m really conflict averse, so I find myself dropping anime right before climactic conflicts XD

Like I watched AoT all the way through to the episode before the rumbling

Not to mention his sisters, who each get a twin bed!

I figure if I were a pumpkin, Halloween would put a smile on my face

If he were more transparent, he wouldn’t need an mri

'cause they could just see whatever it was

It’s that unbelievable that an email from Microsoft support would contain this much relevant explanation about the issue

Thanks, this’ll save me a thousand words or so next time I talk to my therapist about current events

2 AM Wikipedia trip time! =D

Mmm… Had a burrito last night, totally agree =)

My wife does this all the time and I think it’s really cute XD

You could probably do log_10(10²×10²) instead?

Am engineer, made my own slide rule for fun

Still check basic arithmetic because I’d rather overestimate my own incompetence than underestimate it

Jurassic Pork

Another comment got you covered

To be fair, I really don’t care about the White House in general

I despise its current tenant, and it sucks that the add-on is gonna be a tacky gilded ballroom, but I’d be fine if the building got blown up by a space laser

🤌🤌

My sperm count is one, it’s a very big sperm