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Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!

Why do more people read books than write books? Why do more people eat than cook? It’s easier to consume than to produce.

I give up 20% of my paycheck to work 4 days a week.

Saltwater fish seem to drink it just fine. God just “loves” humans enough to not make it fit for our consumption.

Super Mario Bros 3. Never beat it until the Allstars version on SNES, but it’s the first video game I remember playing. Or maybe it was Gauntlet, but SMB3 was the funner one.

Folding phone works well for this. Kinda sucks that you need an $1800 device to have a decent menu viewing experience. I’m more miffed that they expect my reception to be a given. Towers go down, congestion happens, give me a physical menu!

87% of teens are lazy fucks who don’t know how to download an app that isn’t TicTok, surprised?

Words + number.

I’m sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

Long animation locks gave it away?

Boss fights, with long animation locks, to get RNG loot drops to fight harder bosses, with some non boss fight content sprinkled in every now and again.

Republicans support the things that most people don’t. It’s why they’re so unpopular and rely on gerrymandering, voter suppression, and the electoral college.

Except nuclear powers are not allowed to lose. That’s why everyone wants to be a nuclear power and all the nuclear powers don’t want any new nuclear powers.

I see this as a “yes, Signal is secure, look, they used it and are getting away with it too” narrative.

But google voice?

Love is the sister to hate. It’s very easy to convert one to the other. “Love” your enemies. Love is the Christian codeword for hate. God “loves” you with the intensity of 1000 suns. Climate change is god’s love.

So, Mike Pence again?

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Are you high? Netflix wasn’t online, it was DVDs through the mail that you kept until you were ready for new ones. After its online became far more popular than the legacy service, people were still pissed when they announced they were going to stop the DVD mail, even when they stopped using that original service.