I think the hamster has a better chance in the microwave

Edit: stupid spelling

I’ve been working to find a way to give my personal to AI. toxic assholery for everyone

I see you’ve met my ex wife.

Realistically, you only need a garage

I think I’d just get tired of bacon.

1701

WHAT??

Micro services alone aren’t enough. You have to have proper observability and automation to be able to gracefully handle the loss of some functionality. Microservice architecture isn’t a silver bullet, but one piece of the puzzle to reliable highly available applications that can handle faults well

Like if everytime someone mentioned the usa people were like “Oh are you afraid of being shot? bet you have to constantly watch out for being shot huh? shot?”

As an American, I kinda am…

Poseidon?

It’s not innovative anymore, but it sure was when it released. But they kept it near its peak instead of making it utter horse crap.

I’ve been sick… I’m pretty sure I may have bought this toilet paper.

I can’t disagree with this… After basing the size off of the vertical pixel count, we’re now going to switch to the horizontal count to describe the resolution.

I’ve never eaten guerrilla, is it any good?

I vaguely remember reading a news story about a firefighter that did that a while ago.

Same here.

1gb symmetrical $70 a month…

You aren’t wrong… But everything with extended use needs to be maintainable. Making a change in 5 places sucks.

Plus, that’s what open-closed principle is all about. Instead of adding additional functionality to current working code, you extend and modify.

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