There was a movie about a guy stuck in an airport, I think it was called Die Hard 2.

Unless the baby is getting paid or is certified I think he’d be an amateur boob sucker.

Hot and a good cook? Is she single?

Good to know VGA and parallel port devices are safe.

You’re getting downvoted because you spoke the truth.

I can never again log into my email or other private account on someone else’s computer.

You always mess up some mundane detail!

Every month is a record setter so far

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

You say children’s orphanage, implying the existence of an adult’s orphanage.

My kid says “you’re a butt in a butt”. Not sure what it means but I think she’s insulting me.

Is there a way to jailbreak an Android phone using this exploit?

XXX will shock you!

Or slammed…

I didn’t even know they released a new console for about a year because I thought everyone was talking about the same thing.

What year is it?!

I’ve got a few banking apps that require safety net (plus Pokemon go). I was under the impression that I need root ( and magisk, etc) to make that happen. Does graphene pass safety net, or is there another way to use those apps?

The kiddo is over at the grand parents this weekend, so I got that house clean which is pretty exciting.

I think it’s Windows Media player

Not open source, and I believe an account is required.