Looks like it was baked before being Saddamized.

Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do.

It’d be more effective if they had a trace of moral fiber.

See, this is why it’s important to buy teacups with flared bases.

They’re fucking children.

Yes but enough about Matt Gaetz.

This thread and comment bring to mind Isaac Asimov’s short story The Last Question.

You’re not supposed to peel off the frenulum!

Should have ended on his father’s tissues. Of course, it all happened long enough ago that he’d probably have to invent the damn things but I’d happily live in a world where they’re referred to as McConnells instead of Kleenex.

It’s an avocato.

Tuna, the chicken of the sea, had been the preferred host but this whole dolphin thing is an unfortunate bycatch incident.

Dance-fighting the Sharks in the streets of New York City?

Even if the thing doesn’t get airborne anymore, it’d be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what’s going on here but it’s what I’d do.

You can call me the chairman then since nothing I say makes a difference.

They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.

Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Maybe go with circus prices instead since they both charge you money to see a bunch of clowns.

Deeply biased in favor of human rights, maybe.

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

Nothing of value was lost.

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