Use what you got!.. You got a dull kitchen knife? Sure you can make a kitchen cabinet. Here’s how you do it…get the dried marine plywood from your walk-in wood dryer. Once you cut all the parts on the bandsaw and planed them on your walk-in planer, then simply feel for splinters. Any splinters can easily be dealt with using your dull kitchen knife. You can also use old used up sandpaper. Once you sprayed it, just put it in your UV curing room with automated venting. It will be ready for the installation crew by tomorrow.

…now emulsify the yack milk and the African camel ear bits using the kitchen air premium deluxe 3kw solar powered table top heavy duty roller mill. Be sure to only use the titanium cored rollers with proper Rhenium coated Molly gold platinum surface finish with the Wineth Palthro pronounced (gwyneth paltrow) titie and vagina print pattern.

They just do that every few minutes alternating between each other making sure guys still got a dick and gals a vagina… Have you checked that guy yet?

My wife doesn’t even wanna check mine at all. Very Democratic.

That massive hair do from the 20’s tells you everything you need to know.

LOL, they can! But I won’t be flying for a while. I have been avoiding flying at all since all the Boeing screwups. So this helps.

General strike for the Christmas week what?

New air traffic control… Flight 563 needs to land! Yes but Flight 236 is already inbound!

236?!!! That’s mostly browns! OK diverting 236 into river, I repeat, 236 diver vessel into river!

Sir! They’re not changing direction! Well launch a scud missile now, according to my calculation that will divert the flight into Jimmy’s new show in black Harlem plus that underperforming school that sends too many brown kids to MIT.

We did it sir! Flight 563 the private jet of Sheryl’s family is coming about to the main gate. We only lost 753 lives this time around! What an improvement!

…this Wednesday. But Thursday is looking pretty good?

We need non alienable rights and not rights that depend on who’s in charge this week.

Plan…OK so right before the end of the shutdown you pardon everyone, then they’ll released the Epstein files and have Banz be the presi. All cool orange one? Yes that’s you code name. All cool?

Maybe he doesn’t actually have a plan?

Dollar devaluation in 3, 2, 1…

One day we’ll be inundated with billions of light years worth of “are you there?” Signals.

Bikini bottom slicing!

I’m getting the error “post only 75% muddy” Can you increase the muddy quantity? Additionally 25 more friendly cheerful style points?

There’s no reminder bot on here yet is there?

Whoever owns the houses now are all temporary millionaires. Temporary because the banks just cycle owners. The houses start at 1 million under BoA, then 1mil again by Wells. Just back and forth owner to owner million by million. Nobody owns anything. The banks do.

80 year olds are rare in the workforce. That sounds like homeless people.

Does chocolate contain cat parts?

Its probably something like “oh they saw him looking at the people changing by accident” probably nothing serious. They just want everyone to get excited and angry about it. Meanwhile other people get the full 60 minutes crew in their kitchen within half an hour.

Then they spend a year impeaching and suddenly the the other guy steps in to save us and turns out 500% worse. But anyway, yeah let’s see this big thing please. Anyone else gets to be know about but not Mr Teflon.

Eat no meat products. You can call it vegan but I feel great.

Exactly the reason why I became “non religious” and escaped the Catholic church at our local Irish parish located at the heart of a whale’s vigina according to the internet.

All kids at church are tired of going to Church and stand there looking at their parents be fucking retarded singing all those stupid things. The real reason the parents are there is because their parents did the same thing and because when you become a parent you learn about life real good real quick. When you miss work and can’t feed your kids you feel like a total piece of shit. I by myself could easily live under a bridge, but don’t do that to my kids please!..and there you are, who? Who do you as to please not punish your kids? God. But they forgot billionaires are not religious anymore. So the tradition of begging to the rich and powerful thru some kind of indirect connection to a deity is today pointless. It would serve us better to go to a Tesla factory… Or a dealership… Or a local repair shop that does teslas and beg. You can beg for 1hr or do a quick heil overlord trillionaire. Bring your kids. Offer your holes…oh dearest musky musk you may penetrate me thru the mouth today and I would be ever gratefully honored. Close your eyes and believe in your begging power! It probably works better by yourself at a big facility near a hidden exit with no cameras nearby.

Anyway, don’t be religious, its stupid. And don’t bring your kids. Break the cycle.