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It’s a transition period into a bigger recession.

I actually don’t want to work at a factory. I want robots to do that for me and I want the products to be cheap so I can buy cool stuff to do more interesting things.

Like I don’t want to weld parts and stuff, I want to make lasers from those parts.

I don’t want to melt glass. I want to use lenses to make images.

I don’t want to dig for shit. I want to use that stuff to make rocket fuel.

We don’t want factory jobs. We want technology jobs.

Don’t use Windows? Use Linux instead.

Just a thought.

You should known that our beloved pumpkin pie is working directly with the back of the future crew to locate the actual dolorian used for the films. With the vast plutonium reserves they will send Elon back in time to the moment Putin was borne. He will the proceed to choke that sonobabich: okay let’s see this happening:

88mph.
The vehicle’s flux capacitor is activated.
The vehicle is at its maximum hyperbolic pressure MHP. That’s when the hyperbolae regarding the vehicle is at Ludicrous hypervelocity.
The tire flames are now converging into the time flux redundonator.
And he’s gone! The sonobabich did it!

OK now we switch over to the time Harper lapse camera. Let’s see Elon locate and choke baby putin. Wait a minute! Is he breast feeding putin? Holy! That is not a breast! No! The humanity! And putin is actually just Elon sucking on his own. Why didn’t we see it?!!

We must send a second dolorian back in time to stop the first dolorian!

Clippie coming right up!

Google meet Zune!

Quote this in history books

I also want AOC to be president…starting now.

Sounds like a migrant I would love to hear about accidentally taken to el Salvador.

FEMA should relocate all the people affected by climate change over to places that are safer. Then just plant trees and add animals.

That’s cool I was wondering if it was in English too. I think it would be an interesting thing to show my kids.

Back in the 80’s or 90’s there was this one show in Spanish “Erase Una Vez LA Vida”. You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

More police to fuck us all up.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

I didn’t say I have two 2 too! Only that I have two too.