Don’t be that guy.

The “tariffs for everyone guy” doesn’t know what’s going on, I’m shocked.

Because they do it with everything. Cheap inferior shitty booze that we can’t sell as patron slap fucking the rocks face on it and watch it sell. Clothes that wouldn’t sell because absolute trash take your pic and sell a white Walmart shirt for $300.

Don’t get your panties in a wad, your Linux might crash. Why don’t you paint yourself orange and put on a blond wig? Sounds like your already dead if it happens so what do you have to lose?

Are those the only two options? What if you did your ancestors proud and dumped tea in the harbor. I mean if you save your country you violate no law. Not a very creative problem solver, unusual for a squid.

Can I get another beer?

Walk on water, water into wine, so obvious water into blood. We need to extract the brain worm with an industrial waterjet cutter! Blessed by a native natural shaman of course to ward off the scientist’s curse.

I forgot you know every young person. Do you have the data to back up your hypothesis about young people being left wing and “high standards” or is it just a hunch?

Buddy you missed the guys comment I was replying to was named Jesus.

Second only to early 2000s Walmart on Black Friday.

Jesus there is another solution don’t walk away from your home this is your cross to bear.

He once was a little white blob of cum! Cumby!

Idk buddy I never seen a fat survival person, I think that is a harder life than you think. Just because they have to rest doesn’t means it’s relaxing.

Make republicans all golf again RAGA!

What percentage of people do you think on earth have the magic glass connecting them instantly with each other and their shitty lowest common denominator ideas? Of the people who don’t have the magic glass, I’d still wager they are all very similar: hunt, gather, shelter. So I will agree there are two archetypes. Magic glass slaves and people who only have time for survival. Tear the blindfold back face reality all humans are the same, or take the blue pill and wake up in your bed… Also you think a guy named alcoholic could be depressed lol in this world I’d imagine that is the correct state and perhaps we are over prescribed happy pills and pushed distractions to keep society fat dumb and “happy”.

A card game is still a card game. Slight variation on the rules doesn’t make it dynamical better or new and exciting. I suppose if your easily amused "look this king has a sword that he is cutting his head off with. " “It used to be an axe you know.” And I found a profound amount of joy in that.

So there were no German Jews in the 1930s? You don’t think they voted? Or are you saying since they weren’t successful in defeating the NSDAPT in the elections they weren’t good? Seems like you are being disingenuous and letting propaganda to support a narrative.

Idk I’m pretty sure the younger people will understand this joke. Are you saying this because most younger people don’t own cars or they aren’t aware of bumper stickers?

I enjoy the comments in this thread just get a new hobby and ignore your impending death and pointlessness in all this made up societal dogma. OP clearly is just being honest with himself it’s called growing up.