Gotta make sure everyone’s prepared for WW3.

Wow, just wow. Are your arms sore from all of that reaching?

How is Guardians 3 a conservative Christian movie? You know the director, James Gunn, is very outspokenly progressive, right?

These are novelty mailers. I recently had a friend move, and my housewarming present to him was getting “Trucker Nuts Magazine” complete with used underwear mailed to him. I also made sure to require a signature upon delivery.

Noticed it too lmao

Sorry, all I heard was you have a shit sense of humor and don’t understand satire.

Where did I say it made me angry that others like Nintendo? I’ve literally owned every single Nintendo console and have the Smash edition Switch. I’m saying their games are boring and very low effort a lot of the times these days. Zelda is the exception. What other critically and commercial successful first party titles do they have, besides Zelda and Mario? The last few Pokemon games have been the definition of low effort and have bombed critically. Smash was fun but the online was so bad it would have been better off just not even having it. I’m saying Nintendo is a shadow of their former glory and wish they would get their shit together and stop making games exclusively for little kids. They weren’t always the children’s game developer. I adored the NES/SNES/N64/GameCube. They just are kind of a parody of themselves at this point.

Dude, I’m a big fan of satire. You’re still here, days later, trying to convince me of how funny this “satire” is and how I don’t get it. Satire and dry humor are a second language to me. This is just a very shitty attempt at satire. Go take a nap or something.

Dude we get it. Shitty “satire” account is your alt and shitty satire is shitty satire. Find a new hobby, because you suck at satire.

When you have to point out that something is satire, it’s pretty dogshit satire.

If you have to point out that you’re doing satire, you’re pretty dogshit at satire.

It’s a shitty parody account and we all know it’s your alt, weirdo.

Wait until you see…MCU Daredevil haha

Those shows are legitimately just shitty movies broken down to bite size 20 minute chunks. I thought Quibi died already?!

We were getting that with the Netflix and even ABC shows. Sadly, they’ve gone for quantity over quality with the Disney+ shows and nothing TV-MA exists in the MCU anymore. The new book that shows the official timeline completely leaves out all shows that weren’t made for Disney+.

Get ready for CGI fest Daredevil. Remember him doing CGI backflips and shit in She-Hulk? Welcome to Disney’s Daredevil haha.

Hey guys this is satirical! Don’t find it funny? Maybe check my entire account history and determine that it’s satirical in nature?! WHY ISN’T ANYONE LAUGHING AT THE HILARIOUS SATIRE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO DISTINGUISH FROM THE REAL THING?!!1!

Maybe learn to read a room?

Yeah, the person you’re responding to is definitely an alt of “bad at satire” guy lol. They’re salty as hell and dickriding this guy because they are this guy haha.

Are we supposed to check comment history every time we see some moron that’s bad at satire make a comment that’s identical to actual bootlicker rhetoric?