2. People in many countries are boycotting US products as a response to their new tariffs.

Yep

Can’t leave the house without spending $100, no “third places,” new games are all just MTX delivery services

Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

Itchy brones

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

Someone grew it in a ditch by my house once. Seemed to be thriving out there.

Yeah, anecdotal, but my buddy didn’t get hayfever the spring he had a tapeworm. Also lost a bunch of weight. He says it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

Shotgun Shonen

Play it again

This is the Rhynoplaz Mushroom, named after the forager that discovered it. It causes you to bleed out of every orifice at once.

Someone needs to learn about jokes

Why does this keep happening

chat is this real?

I really thought it looked a lot like a Magnificent hummingbird, but my book says they only come as far north as California.

Brutalism is cool to visit but shitty to live in.

Why?

I like to forget how magnets work and invent perpetual motion machines.

BLASTING