My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, “oh wait, I’m lactose intolerant” his girlfriend wasn’t pleased, but I didn’t have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

As opposed to last time, when I voted for Biden to stop trump

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

Find a fascist? Blizt’em with a brick! They’ll Nazi it comin!

YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT! Why? BECAUSE INTS IN READABLY DAMNING TO MY CASE!!

“Hurry Jerry! Parking lot F is just ahead, soo we will be able to start our new lives together!”

Careful where you do that, you could get grabbed by the feet and slammed into the wall by a pensioner

If I understand the argument correctly, a sitting president near the end of their term, like say shmoe shmiden, decided to order the death of his political rival Tonald Drump and then step down as president before getting impeached, he could cause they didn’t impeach him before leaving office for said crime. I’m I getting that correct? I mean sure, in that hypothetical we’d have our first woman president for a very short time in the dumbest way, which is also on brand for the record.

On the other side is the blackberry logo, I wonder if it’s supposed to jus be a store that sells both?

An jus as one piece is kicking off not only it’s final saga but more of its successful live action. The Great Pirate Era is really upon us!

Because they won’t let me delete my account. It’s been locked for like 3 years without any real reason. And I know people say that all the time but since 2017 I’ve made 4 posts, a dnd beyond giveaway and 3 gleam ones. Submitted request for deletion or unlock enough to loose track. When shit dick took over I figured itd be easier, what with all the horrible people gettin their accounts back an all, but still no.

Floating in the diaper tank

Wait… Caffeine drinks, like coffee an energy drinks, have always made me sleepy and I’ve always had that attributed to my ADHD. Is that a possibility or have I been mislead?

Just to see how it tastes

This is the 3rd renegade angel meme I’ve seen in the last week, an is all been you. Out here doin the Lord’s work. Not sure which lord, but thanks either way!

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I was gonna say, isn’t the hullabalooza or whatever supposed to be '94. The episode is an oldies

https://youtu.be/0zmjVmVHiCQ?si=guVMuxDloibyYMl8