I’m fairly the certain the original post was about someone who has gotten their face eaten by a leopard and tried to claim they had no interest in meeting said leopard for lunch.

Whether or not leopards are, by and large, feasting on faces similar to the original poster’s, I cannot speak to that.

PEANiTs: STRAIGHT UP J0RK3D

Leopards ate my face

Porkcharsui in the original pc version of Grand Theft Auto. If you named your character this, you had an overlay with coordinates so you could find your way easier, you’d get all the guns and the possibility to toggle a kind of sped up mode.

Oh and howdoiturnthison in Age of Empires 2 to get an AC Cobra with machine guns

Peanits: straight up jorked

Imagine having worked there for years. You follow all those opsec and cybersecurity rules painstakingly because it’s all so important and everything. And then some student waltzes in and just does whatever.

Code crackers when Alan Turing showed up

Nice try! Way off

Not a meme though

Not to mention that the games actually worth playing will never receive any meaningful discounts so forget seeing Mario for half price

Yeah I missed the one hand bit because I overestimated how awake I was

Oh I completely read over that part

What? Ukraine is a pretty large country, living in it doesn’t mean you’re some nuclear monster now

Edit whoops I missed the actual joke

Yeah he’s not pleased with the guy’s okra pouring efficiency

Take your change

Nope, not many to go now

Wrong and wrong

Regal cat. That’s no neighborhood watch, that’s a monarch observing their kingdom.

If you are referring to cleanliness, they are… Not.

Correct! Round 2: guess the province.