Who needs 'em?

That depends, do you have oil?

Happy doesn’t even mean anything. Sisyphus has purpose, and that is enough.

Literally no serious person believes the sea level will rise by 10m in the next 26 years, that’s just looney toons. It’s an extreme scenario even if were to take 10x that long.

Everybody hated that

Not everything that goes wrong in your part of the world is because la CIA. Educate yourself before voting and stop trying to blame your shortsightedness and corruption on everyone else.

I like to park in handicapped spaces

C

Doesn’t that cause a nuclear explosion?

Alternately, men never grow up

I am once again asking you to crank yer hawg

Sometimes you’re the rider, sometimes you’re the ball

Brave and Important

I think most of the people losing money are retail traders, not rich people

Long Live His Murphiness

High Altitude Low Obliteration

See the cat

Companies as a whole might not always do this, but executives trying to hit their targets and get their bonus definitely behave this way sometimes

Corporations already act like AI, they do whatever they think they can get away with

Venezuela