No thanks, the spraying worked.

That’s all lies. I’ve sprayed my cat like 5 times in his life, and lo and behold, he doesn’t do the dumbasses things that got him sprayed anymore.

What are YOU doing that’s useful? Besides blustering on the internet that is.

Its what you have to do these days if you want your uber to show up in a reasonable amount of time.

That was especially hilarious when I learned about the “whig” party in early US history.

“Holy shit! They were saying that back then??”

So you’re buying by the drum then?

Slabs are good, but I rarely use more than half a stick at a time. The sticks are just easier to deal with.

Where the fuck you getting your butter? I pay like $4 for 4 sticks of Kerrygold.

Ain’t trying to be “cool or romantic.” Just trying to get through life. Get over yourself.

Wow, not only are you unoriginal, you’re also slow.

I aM vErY SmArT.