Here’s an extra easy acoustic version of Release by Pearl Jam: em, d The strumming pattern is important. (Em) Up down… (d) up down… (em) up down… (d)up down. When you get comfortable with that, throw in a little extra casual strumming in between on whichever chord you’re still on. When you’re comfortable with that, try singing along too. Very simple but once you get it, it can be pretty hypnotic.

My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.

You make a compelling argument

Three short blasts and one flash? Kinky

This is just how the click baits turn out too

Does it make any sense or, you know, work?

Godzilla, pure f-in filler, keep your mind off the real killer

When I was the kid, the house rule was French at home, English everywhere else. Kind of like your plan but stricter. Now that I’m the parent, the kids are in French Immersion school, so at home we do 50/50.

I am hypnotized 0.0

I always knew this day would come. I have become Slurms Mckenzie.

Trebek

Let them tell you which one they prefer then.

Avoid those. Call the restaurant directly or use their website. Because capitalism.

About 12 years now

Yeah at this point I’ve seen these reposted enough that the political statement has lost its punch but the Twix formatting bothers me even more.

All these years later, still annoyed that the answer comes before the question.

There’s a song by the Irish Rovers about this.

Best to have one tire of each type so you’re prepared for anything.

My first computer too. That’s where I learned my first bit of basic programming. Used to get magazines with pages of code to type in. Always needed tons of troubleshooting.

He’s the one that turns sticky keys back on after you turned it off.