Oh Don Piano

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

I mean, I use them all the time 🤷‍♂️

I’ll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol

Do I have to drink my own urine? No. But it’s sterile, and I like the taste.

Will it hurt baby top of his head?

Getting divorced, but started therapy. Bit of a mixed bag really.

Doom Eternal sucks ass, I’m so glad I tried it on game pass instead of buying the damn thing.

Bafta deez nuts

Jokes are usually more clever 🤣

When you’re only havin’ seconds, I’m having 23rds

It’s ads all the way down

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

Not really, but the system was rigged to make him win. If popular votes decided elections, there would never be a republican president

I don’t watch a ton of gun videos, but I’m petty confident that this is the best one that there is.

…Can you burn a Luigi board?

Oh, that’s right! What’s up, Mr. Cheezle!

Hey! Did you know that in terms of…

Hoc damnum est?

Please don’t go. The drones need you. They look up to you.