I’m going to guess, “Non-alcoholic beer is here. Keep cold. Enjoy fresh.”

Peanut butter Twix

A spinach puff is a pastry filled with spinach.

Me too lol. It is what it is though I’m happy with it.

Dave the Diver

I think that might be a first gen Escalade front end, both of these things were pretty common in the early 2000s. I even used to see the vette lights on the earlier trucks with the more square bodies.

Red cream soda I think.