The glowing sign would clearly show if the DJ was there

Depends on which RPGs you play. If I start talking about sacred geometry with no context, it makes it harder to figure out than if you know it’s Pathfinder.

Prestidigitation.

Dictionary.

Created an account to point out that Hafthor Bjornsson (played the mountain in Game of Thrones, world’s strongest man at least once) has a wife who looks tiny next to him, and isn’t dead.