Jr. came from egg.

Mine has worked fine for the past 4 years. What’s wrong with them?

I remember Icewind Dale and the Baldur’s Gate 2 having the potential for rest interruptions. It’s sad they got rid of the possibility.

I remember one of the tidbits I picked up from a psychology textbook was that people who were worse at knowing if their partner was lying were in happier relationships. Turns out that white lies are important.

I think the superhearing power is going to be different than you think. You can already hear your clothes rubbing against skin, the air conditioning blowing, etc. Your brain is pretty good at filtering those out. Now, the conversations will be more difficult, but think about your experiences at a party. Most of the time you can hear another group’s conversation if you listened and focused on them, but you can tune them out (most of the time, ignoring the cocktail party effect stuff for now). Unless you have focus issues already, it wouldn’t be a big deal. The issue would be the initial period where your brain has to learn what exactly to filter out. Right now, a rustle to my right would be a bad sign, and hearing a rat crawling through the wall would freak me out. After a few weeks though, I bet I’d have adjusted.

Insert: >Superman is actually a psychokinetic

Mmm, hours at the computer, creating all these demonic potions of alchemy +XXX.

Wait, there was a second movie?

Damn. You hit the nail on the head with that one. I don’t remember when I started referring to adults by their first names, but it was such an odd feeling. Now I call everyone from the 89 year old neighbor to the 9 year old across the street by their first name, and they’re okay with it, gack!

One round shouldn’t be that bad. This is a future feature the people will pay for!

I wish I knew more women and men who liked rock climbing. It’s so fucking flat here, and I can’t find anyone who wants to take vacations to go climb.

I’ve heard from several people who are in an older generation than I am about this, but it goes something like this: Date foreigners, and even better, if you can go to that country for a little while and find someone willing to be your wife there, marry them and bring them back.

It’s always been off-putting when someone can say things like that in an earnest manner.

Hey, you can’t just point out my tiny ear canals like that! There are people that love how they feel!

I would hope every single high school graduate could remember the simple pictograph of how communication works:

• Person A has an idea -
• Person A encodes the idea and transmits it -
• Person B receives the transmission and decodes it -
• Person B has the idea-
• Reverse the process for feedback and confirmation of idea -

That encoding bit is pretty important…

But what’s wrong with crystal meth? It always helps me to focus when I’m trying to brush my teeth.

They finally got Hands?

There are plenty of racists that are happy to let abortion be a thing. I’ve heard (and lost count of how many times) repeatedly about planned parenthood being started by a racist, etc. etc. The republicans aren’t a complete monomind, they just get along really well at the ‘we hate others’ party that their leaders throw.

As someone with wax issues in the ears, no, q-tips suck at cleaning ears. You’ll end up pushing the wax into your eardrum and causing the impacted wax that you were trying to avoid in the first place. That’s why I use those tiny screwdrivers. /shrug

30 days to change address if you move within the state, 90 if from outside. 521.054, 521.029

30 days for car registration - 502.040

https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/

Even better. It’s only when you’re rich that you actually pay less taxes in Texas. See how they’re anagrams?