Hey there’s a fucking idea

… So what’s the fix?

Yeah! I hope it puts the government in debt!

Do a 9/11 one! With aroma diffuser

Good lord it was like a crotch shot.

But it’s for a good reason!

-some republican probably

How about, “oh fuck, my carpal tunnel is back at it again” or something.

Works at a dog daycare. Seriously she’s the sweetest woman and super socially awkward.

Make it say, “can I pet that dog?”

You’d be surprised (or maybe not) at how many people name folders or files, “your eyes only”

When will he be pardoned?

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crotch

Thanks mom

Leatherman. Spent like $140 on a good one (Signal) and it was used nearly every day. Pliers, screwdriver, pry, cut, etc. Great to have easily available on the hip.

Yeah but what about the size difference between the two countries?

… Oh wait…

OH MY GOD WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING