Would that he was pissing in his own face.

In reality, he will feel nothing and all of us get piss in our faces.

I hate this timeline.

The Favorite Rocketship is clearly a reference to Project Aurora

Wait, are we real?

My sister taught me a lot about trans people when she transitioned and was just as awful as she was before. I held out the hope that it would somehow “fix” her from being a loud jerk, but that’s not how transitioning works.

That being said every other trans person I’ve ever met has been perfectly lovely so I know it’s not bigotry.

Having been a smoker for a while, lighters are less “stolen” and more “accidentally gifted.” If you’re with someone you know well you’ll be more likely to just pocket the lighter out of habit because you’re comfortable with them. If it’s a stranger you’d feel an obligation to get it back, or even have them light the cigarette for you.

If you know the person they might ask for it back, or they might let you keep it depending on how close you are with them.

David Graeber would have loved this meme.

Wait till these dickbags hear about the all-gender restrooms that exist in every American home

I find comfy PJs to be very sexy. You can have all the fancy bedroom decor you want but if your Sims aren’t relaxed they’re not gonna make whoopie.

Again: What do you expect? It’s a war zone. I’m surprised it wasn’t farther.

If I was going to volunteer for combat I would expect this sort of thing. Walking for 40 minutes? The horror!

Freedesktop.org’s trash specification. It’s where files moved to trash go before being deleted when it’s emptied. The 1000 is the user id.

Not me, because by the grace of god I don’t have to use teams.

I’m not in favor of wages period. Fuck work.

The best middle-men in this situation are the ones sidestepping the tariffs entirely.

Can’t wait to get me some bootleg coffee beans

Thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in

Only problem with those is if they can prove you knew.

Best thing to say is “Am I being detained?” And if so you say “I invoke the fifth amendment.”

And then you shut the fuck up.

Just the place for my linear particle accelerator

If those electric mowers refueled as they mowed then we’d really have something.

The methane they create is a greenhouse gas, but relatively short lived compared to the CO2 from lawnmowers

I mean, I hate America and would destroy this guy’s companies from the inside.

But I take issue with the idea that I’m a communist.