Democrats message: herp derp derp herp herp herp derp.

Lol that’s how you know it’s bots

These damn bots are out of control lol

“I’ve met Putin, what a guy, some say he’s the second-best guy. I don’t know, what I do know is I am the best guy. People say Mr. President you’re the best guy, no guys better just the best of the best they say. I told Poots, that’s what I call him Poots it’s like a pet name, he calls me cyka, which means friend in Russian because we are best friends some say the only true friends because we are such good friends. Anyway, he gets a bad rap poots, he just wants to stop the nazis and help Russians stuck in Ukraine by the criminal Biden crime family. Crooked Hillary won’t let Russia grow, they need to grow. Nazis, Hillarys, maybe even a few Obamas that’s Ukraine. Obama is trying to stop Russia, I said you can’t do that, they can’t do that. Let’s help Poots stop the crooked Clintons and bring back Taco Tuesdays, you remember Taco Tuesdays? On Tuesdays, before Obama outlawed it we used to have tacos. I had big Macs because I am not Mexican, not a fan of beans. Putin says nazis took his beans to Ukraine, I don’t know…maybe, some say it’s true. Smart people say it, they say Mr. President we need to leave Ukraine and let Russia have it so they can grow and stop Hillary from sending Hunter over there to steal their beans.” - Donald Trump

If you are right I will donate $25 worth of Monopolowa to my stomach.

Edit: convicted lol I donated the Monopolowa anyway skål or should I say dzięki or would it be prost fuck it cheers!

It’s a lot harder to lebensraum if the people that live there are still alive. Hopefully, they can devise some sort of camp to house all those “subhuman animals” and the settlers can move in and make the area livable again.

I fucking hate this timeline.

Is it 1999 all over again?

Right so, FSB instigated and facilitated IS to attack theater in Moscow in a Hail Mary to drum up support for Ukraine War escalation. Gotcha…well it worked in 1999 so why not lol

Poor little broke Donny no dough nary a dollar in sight he gonna cry into his my pillow tonight.

“You know, one day it would be nice if Ted Cruz gave me a handy for a change” - Lauren Boebert probably

Oh no, no hate here. It’s smart thinking to have a secondary skill set.

Oh no, how embarrassing for him. He is a stable genius though so it shouldn’t be too hard for him to figure something out.

I have a feeling my 16-year-old blind deaf Irish Terrier could outmaneuver the brain trust that is Lauren “Handjobber” Boebert.

You are no longer in need of aid if you are dead.

This is the ticket here. They have had 4 years to build on their last attempt.

Supporting rapists is an expensive endeavor and Chubb is just the company to finance it.

He was also a mayor, I forgot that part. Navy seal, mayor, and a governor. Think of all the conspiracies he will blow wide open. Someone call June and Michael shits about to get real.

But he was a governor and a navy seal lol

Please please please please please please please pick Jesse Ventura. I would be ever so grateful if that were to come true.

“If you kill another 30,000 people we will be super mad and have some really big feelings about it.”

Don’t like it? Fuck you. Your greed is unconscionable and your hoarding of wealth is amoral and disgusting. In conclusion, fuck you.