Nah,that’s just how happily married couples talk to each other. They both know its said with love.

Talking to my bosses at work be like…

Life ain’t about how hard you can get hit. Its about how hard you can get hit,and keep getting back up you piece of shit.

Too many cool dream endings have been lost cos of woke. Time to outlaw woke.

It makes sense they’ve gotta build the train first before they put the rocket in.

I wonder,did he do the monkey?

Is Sioux city sarsaparilla still a thing? Went on a root beer kick as a teen,and that was my go to.

Love moxie. Only place I can get it is cracker barrel in my area. If it was sold in stores I’d have a vault of it in my home. If its local to you,crack one open for me wouldja?

When I was young I had big penis and small anxiety. Now that I am old,I have small penis and big anxiety.

Got is smart enough to workaround a captcha,then lie about it? Get a hose. No,that doesn’t mean it will start nuclear war,but machines also shouldn’t be able to lie on their own,either. I’m not a doomsayer on this stuff,but that makes me uncomfortable. I like my machines dumb and awaiting input from the user,tyvm

Long cow is coming. Look busy.

I think I’ve found my next tattoo,lol.

That is exactly what Jesus was teaching,from what I remember of my time in church. At least when you strip out the religion and deity worship.

Went to my kids school for a lunch with your kids thing and as a grown adult I couldn’t operate them either. A vertical bag like Capri sun would make sense,but this is just stupid.

Also in ky in the 2000s as well

Nice.

Daria looks way too happy in this scene.

I want that,minus the vampire,and I’m a dude…although I’d split the castle with him,and any ladies that joined him,if they left me alone.

Shit. Livin’ the dream.

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