My cast iron cooks better eggs than a nonstick. It’s that iron, man, nothing else even comes close for frying.

Fuck Joe and Brandon! 😏

You lay there, crippled, scolling, on a decompressed pile, as the hours roll by, and now it’s 2am and time to sleep. You peel yourself up in failure and walk towards the bathroom in the march of shame to get ready for bed.

This is just terrorists

Huh. And that proves I’m under 30?

Two for $10.

It’s the nationalism. Nationalism is a form of cognitive fencing. If you place it down, it can stop your cognition. People use it to get other people to close out their morality all throughout history, most prominently in soldiers, but all across societies. Causes lots of dumb and stagnation. I hypothesize it has similar effects as alcohol on the human mind, and if used habitually, can shut down portions of the brain.

A fascinating assumption.

What makes you think that?

I’m a bottom :>

Some kind of summer Olympic sport…

I went to McDonald’s for the first time in several months the other day. I was craving pickles. I got a spicy McChicken with extra pickles and a mcdouble with extra pickles. It was almost $10. They forgot the pickles.

Oh no, there’s no solution! Uses god powers to kill everybody

I’m not privvy to the joke, but did Fuck Centy torture and waterboard people or something?

Edit: holy shit autocorrect. I’m leaving it.

Consistent with my experiences on there. Sigh

I’m far too censored for that

Ahh yes ty

I haven’t looked it up because I’m lazy, and for the past couple days that people have been calling him taco, I’ve been trying to remember what it stood for. The best I’ve gotten is “Trump asshole cunt… O… Range?”

Tiny anus cop orifice

Wth does it stand for? At this point, I’m determined to either be told or remember?

Call.

That’s the biggest bs bluff if I’ve ever seen one.

That’s fucked up. I’m cancelling my Spotify subscription.