20 uninterrupted minutes of the sound of nails being dropped down a factory staircase

He saw what was going on, went back outside and made a whip, then brought it back in and went after all four cheeks.

How deep in denial of being trailer trash do you have to be to wear gold pearls?

Name your character Totoro for invincibility in all Fromsoft games.

That off-center concourse is giving me the grits.

One state with 200 representatives and 1/3rd of the electoral votes… smart.

Based on the username, something industrial would have been my first guess.

Permanantly!

Well, it is the only part of the armistace they haven’t violated yet.

I would like to believe that I would have survived the Night of Long Knives.

Actually, it’s $1 billion in NERF weapons.

Well… a person did make the art. Several in fact. ELIZA just took what they made and put it in a blender.

What would the bird version of “consider” be?

Conavis?

KC starts the beta for 50gig next month.

So someone finally told them that tariffs are not retroactive?

All goverment records are subject to FOIA by default. It’s an opt-out system.

When are the rest of you going to get the magenta receptor update?

Ah, not with the Dr. Pepper shortage again…

I think the cocaine might solve America’s problems before the Democrats do.

It’s either that or Elon’s auditioning for the next season of Fallout.