You must be a proud father

Everything is better than modern day SUVs

Cinnamon rolls belly boi

Wdym? Salads are delicious, especially if they include croutons

Wait you like wrinkly frogs?

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Not really, no “conservative mantra” intended. Quite the opposite… I was just charged thousands of dollars recently to fix my tooth even though I had insurance, not long after being charged other thousands for an unfortunate accident where I broke my leg.

The American healthcare system has no problem bankrupting you or me.

https://www.un.org/en/genocideprevention/war-crimes.shtml

pls merge me daddy 🥺

I need to sleep

Can you train them to poop in specific areas or is it just a crap shoot?

Edit: I’m far more interested in your lizard than the dude on your lawn lol

Awe :) you’re a good lizard owner. Just look at him looking up at you, like “is it okay to bask right now?”

I’ve been told this meme is about as harmful as a chest x-ray. It’s not great but not terrible.

At least you know you’ll be doing it by bicycle 🚲

Try these gems:

• Vampire Survivors
• Death must die
• Dead Cells
• Animal Well

It’s as if they were made specifically for the Steam Deck

Maybe back in the fifties ?

It’s not normalized and it is madness

You’re too kind and thank you, here’s actual future footage of me moving to Europe (or new Zealand):

If I have a heart attack, I’ll be calling an uber first

Now it looks like cars have early access periods

When my parents bought me the physical edition of Half-Life 2 when I was a kid, I was absolutely gutted that I needed an internet connection to play the game because it wanted to install Steam. We lived in a rural area without Internet so I simply just couldn’t play it at all :(